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The Rise and Fall of Heroes

by on Feb.09, 2009, under Brain-plosions, News & Politics, Sports

If you know me, you know I don’t tend to make big deals out of little ones.

>_>

That being said, much has been written in the past few days about Michael Phelps, America’s golden boy, and his recently-surfaced pictures- pictures of him doing drugs. (continue reading…)

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What is a tax cut?

by on Feb.04, 2009, under News & Politics

A lot of talk has been made recently about the economic “stimulus” plan that President Obama and the democrats have proposed. One of the things you’ll hear is that a large portion of the bill, about $275 Billion worth, is going to include tax cuts for 95% of Americans. If you have a good memory, which most Americans don’t, you’ll remember that President Oboma promised tax cuts to 95% of Americans on the campaign trail and that this policy helped him gain support across the country. What Senator McCain failed to articulate a few months ago and what the media is failing to indicate now is that a great portion of these so called “tax cuts” aren’t really tax cuts at all.

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The Zomgee Bubble

by on Jan.28, 2009, under Humor, News & Politics, satire

During the past year Zomgee.com has had fairly steady posting and while we may not have updated as frequently as some may have preferred, the site was at least consistent. At the end of 2008 everything changed and the evil CEOs of Zomgee decided to get greedy and push for more and more posting. Expectations were set high, and the post volume increased likewise. The greed could only be fueled for so long and I’m afraid that over the last week we may have seen the Zomgee bubble burst. (continue reading…)

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Inaugural Ideals

by on Jan.22, 2009, under News & Politics

Tuesday January 20th, 2009 was a day of historic proportions. Why? Because for the 44th time in our nation’s history we had a peaceful transfer of leadership. There were no riots, no assassination attempts, no military coup, and other than some rude behavior to our former president there was relatively little trouble at all the entire day. We should all stop and be thankful that we have such days. But Tuesday is over, and the time for action has begun. You see it’s our job to hold our elected leaders accountable for what they say and do, and now that President Obama is doing things I feel compelled to hold him accountable for them. (continue reading…)

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Airplane CRASHES in NYC!

by on Jan.16, 2009, under News & Politics

Hey you there! Stop paying attention to anything but me because right now is my only chance to get everyones attention! Extra Extra, read all about it! An airplane crashes on American soil* baffling experts on how this could happen to our beloved and ever-perfect transportation system. Not only are we going to make this story seem like it is equal or more important than a terrorist attack, we wouldn’t dare giving you any gumption to change the channel.
(Epic Edit: Off Topic: Me skiing in pooh suit.)

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