Enter the Peeps.
Peep #1: My name is Gladiator.
Peep #2: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
P#1: [removes helmet and turns around to face P#2] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal [...]
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“In” Definition Winner
Posted in Cool Sites, Fail, Humor, Owned on Mar 21st, 2008
It’s time to annouce the winner of the contest a mere two posts ago. ZePuKa best defined the word “in” without using a word that contained “in” and was, in fact, the only person to do so.
In recognition of her superb rule-following and adequate defining skills, she’s won a $15 gift certificate towards anything from [...]
AOL Keywords
Posted in Cool Sites, Humor, Software on Mar 6th, 2008
Remember the good old days? When you got AOL 4.0 cds? When you were psyched about finally getting a 56k connection? When this exciting new technology called V.92 seemed to be cutting edge?
One of my first exposures to the Internet as we know it today was actually from a commercial- NASCAR to be exact. NASCAR [...]
Without looking at a dictionary or other definition-giving source, define the word “in” without using the word “in” or any other word that contains “in” (inside, within, etc).
So I just added some new categories to the site- Owned and Fail. I’m sure I’ll remove/combine those two later, but for the time being, they’re really the only thing to describe what happened today.
Recently, Pakistan announced that it would henceforth ban YouTube due to it harboring blasphemous videos, ideals, etc. Can you guess what [...]
42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question
This year, that question was: “When will the Super Bowl commercials be good again?”
Remarkably absent were the riské commercials so prevalent in years past- which was good. So sit back and relax as I give you the Top 10 Commercials of Super Bowl 42.
Dictionary, more like… Lazyiary
Posted in Cool Sites, Games, Humor on Feb 1st, 2008
Its hard surfing on this wondrous internets when you become appalled by all this rampaging laziness!
First, take a look at the ‘word of the day’.
Word of the Day 2/1/08
oh sure, seems normal enough; think again. Time warp, back like almost a decade? wow time flies
Word of the Day 11/8/99
The word mien has a strikingly similar [...]
FedEx finally did it.
Posted in Humor on Jan 10th, 2008
Imagine the money to be gained if a shipping company was able to send packages across time and space constraints. Imagine how revolutionary that would be…
I ordered a laptop nigh unto 10 days ago and it was shipped on Tuesday. While the end-to-end trip was not close to immediate, various stops along the way actually [...]
As a humble apology and desperate attempt to bring you content you haven’t seen yet, I give you… Cry baby Hillary.
One of the things that I love about Hillary, absolutely LOVE, is how she can sound like she’s making sense, but be speaking nonsense at the same time. For instance, the last sentence of that [...]
My todo list:
Posted in Humor on Jan 7th, 2008
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will:
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men — he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally, unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like [...]