Zomgee

Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me… No more. *head bob*

I heard this other song at work along the lines of “I may not know what love is, but I know what love ain’t” or something (/shudder at the thought of country music). The process of elimination is bland but apt. Let us delve into what people think what love is and why they’re so delusional.

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I wanted to try not posting about what I got for Christmas again, but for some reason this ‘gift’ had to be noted. This gift was given via snail-mail and internets to Superstretch, HT and I from the illustrious (or illustrationous) Zepuka. Let me start with a disclaimer to HT as it is unconfirmed if he has received this gift also in the mail. (CTRL+W out if you haven’t gotten it yet.) Without further deliberation…

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Official Dick-Clark-Is-A-Zombie-Watch campaign official update: After a whole year of not being able to prove to the unbelievers that Dick Clark is infact a zombie or a zomgee for that matter, we can finally put it all to an end.  It is enough for us to simply watch this, but a rare image has been ‘acquired’ and ‘enhanced’ to show you what exactly has been going on behind the curtains. Many Bothans died to get this information. (warning: this image is not for the faint of heart or any other body part)… (continue reading…)

I’m sure you’ve heard dozens of lists by now, the top ten <fill in the blank> of 2008. That’s all the media does this time of year, and tomorrow if you haven’t heard it already you will find out what to expect for 2009. You’ll be asked to make resolutions that you will break within days of making them and 2009 will in the end be perhaps just as good or dismal as 2008 was. Unfortunately I’m about to give you another list, because I think 2008 may just go down in the history books as quite the year to remember.

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I had started writing an article to be published today, but decided for the sake of Zomgee to spare you all.

Instead, I bring you Zomgee: A Year in Review. I would recommend going back through the montly archives to say hi to all our old posts, but here are the top 12 as I see them, based on hits, humor, and quality:
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