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Gimmy Day

by on Jan.30, 2009, under Uncategorized

Ever like how when you’re playing a game, and someone decides to make up a crazy house-rule that helps them specifically? I do, especially when it’s me making it; it’s what I’m about to do right now. It’s even better when the rule is reciprocal, which is bonus. This will certainly help my case (because of my lack of post last week) and perhaps others in the future…

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Airplane CRASHES in NYC!

by on Jan.16, 2009, under News & Politics

Hey you there! Stop paying attention to anything but me because right now is my only chance to get everyones attention! Extra Extra, read all about it! An airplane crashes on American soil* baffling experts on how this could happen to our beloved and ever-perfect transportation system. Not only are we going to make this story seem like it is equal or more important than a terrorist attack, we wouldn’t dare giving you any gumption to change the channel.
(Epic Edit: Off Topic: Me skiing in pooh suit.)

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What I got for Christmas

by on Jan.09, 2009, under Food & Holiday, Humor

I wanted to try not posting about what I got for Christmas again, but for some reason this ‘gift’ had to be noted. This gift was given via snail-mail and internets to Superstretch, HT and I from the illustrious (or illustrationous) Zepuka. Let me start with a disclaimer to HT as it is unconfirmed if he has received this gift also in the mail. (CTRL+W out if you haven’t gotten it yet.) Without further deliberation…

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ODCIAZW campaign update

by on Jan.02, 2009, under Brain-plosions, Food & Holiday

Official Dick-Clark-Is-A-Zombie-Watch campaign official update: After a whole year of not being able to prove to the unbelievers that Dick Clark is infact a zombie or a zomgee for that matter, we can finally put it all to an end.  It is enough for us to simply watch this, but a rare image has been ‘acquired’ and ‘enhanced’ to show you what exactly has been going on behind the curtains. Many Bothans died to get this information. (warning: this image is not for the faint of heart or any other body part)… (continue reading…)

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‘Tis the season…

by on Dec.26, 2008, under Food & Holiday

…to be reminded that people still hate others any day of the year. Any problem can be traced to pride, but while dealing with roots running too deep in our sinful nature, pride can lead in so many directions, especially when coupled with ignorance. If you haven’t seen this story already, it can be shocking:

Santa-Suit gunman’s rampage leaves 9 dead

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