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I’ve determined that Mondays are definitely not the best day for me to be required to post.. I shall bear my burden for the short term.

So what things have kept me from posting on schedule? Why… school and Jack Bauer of course. Perfectly valid reasons.

I leave you with just a few thoughts.

For some reason my phone thinks Nonmomoonm is a word. A quick search on google shows blogs and such referencing the word, but apparently I’m not the only one who has remarked at this.

Finally, I just wanted to let you know that in some poor kid’s mind, I’m famous:

It's ok... I probably would have picked that answer too.

Don’t even start. You can’t have my dog. I know I’m a day late, and I don’t really care. If you had the past two days that I’ve had, you’d probably be in a corner, crying.

However, that’s not what I wanted to write about. I want to write about a movie I saw last Thursday. It’s a story about a man. A man who has a profound affect/effect on people he finds. I want to talk about Seven Pounds.

Be very aware that there are many spoilers, both implied and otherwise, so unless you’ve seen the movie or don’t plan on seeing it (in that case, what is wrong with you?) PLEASE don’t keep reading. Come back and read this after you’ve seen it- and believe me, its well worth seeing in theaters.
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I had started writing an article to be published today, but decided for the sake of Zomgee to spare you all.

Instead, I bring you Zomgee: A Year in Review. I would recommend going back through the montly archives to say hi to all our old posts, but here are the top 12 as I see them, based on hits, humor, and quality:
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Just wanted to say thanks to OhYo for ruining Zomgee forever. As such, we’ll be shutting down shortly. Or maybe not, but he needs to learn that causing epileptic seizures is not good.

That being said, I haven’t really had much time to think of a topic today, so because I’m cool like that, I leave you with one of the best videos I’ve ever seen on youtube. By now everyone has seen the Mac vs PC commercials, and while I tend to reside squarely between Vista and Ubuntu as my weapon of choice, these commercials can elicit any sort of response from me… rage, laughter, etc.

Without further pause or delay, I bring you the most epic (and I do mean epic) Mac vs PC commercial ever.

One year ago, Zomgee featured this post, one of the most popular posts to date..

How not to end up in a ditch