Zomgee

Official Dick-Clark-Is-A-Zombie-Watch campaign official update: After a whole year of not being able to prove to the unbelievers that Dick Clark is infact a zombie or a zomgee for that matter, we can finally put it all to an end.  It is enough for us to simply watch this, but a rare image has been ‘acquired’ and ‘enhanced’ to show you what exactly has been going on behind the curtains. Many Bothans died to get this information. (warning: this image is not for the faint of heart or any other body part)… (continue reading…)

I’m sure you’ve heard dozens of lists by now, the top ten <fill in the blank> of 2008. That’s all the media does this time of year, and tomorrow if you haven’t heard it already you will find out what to expect for 2009. You’ll be asked to make resolutions that you will break within days of making them and 2009 will in the end be perhaps just as good or dismal as 2008 was. Unfortunately I’m about to give you another list, because I think 2008 may just go down in the history books as quite the year to remember.

2008 was… (continue reading…)