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“What is this?” you might ask. “NRRIP?”

Yes. NRRIP is a new fad (update: Internet Standard) I hereby start and maintain.

For many months now, we’ve endured a particularly annoying (to the receiver) kind of evil on the internets. In fact, the tubes are clogged with this evil.

The Rick Roll.

For those of you who don’t know what it is, behold! Wikipedia (some rick roll elements present, but no direct rick rollagery)!

For those of you who do know what it is or just learned about it, NRRIP is a solemn pledge that the aforemention link I sent you does not contain, in any way, a rick roll, a rick roll knockoff, or some form of media concerning rick roll in practice or principle. Similar to the term “SFW” (safe for work) NRRIP guarantees you the freedom to enjoy epic linkage without fear of being the latest victim of Rick Astley.

Any abuses of this term result in immediate revokage of one’s coolness and is subject to all disciplinary actions keeping in line with normal violations of the “bro code” (nrrip). If, however, this penalty is non-applicable (ie. you’re a girl or not a bro at all), you will henceforth from that moment be considered a jerk.

That being said, I’d like to congratulate Rick Astley on accepting the invitation to perform two songs at the 2008 MTV Music Awards.

More updates on the new site design coming soon!